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满城繁花【05】



叶修一巴掌呼在张佳乐脸上。“英语课好好听讲啊。”挂了一下张佳乐的鼻尖。
变相撩妹?呸!我踏马是个男的,男的!
然后张佳乐开始唱九九八十一。
“七星不照波月洞,千年白骨化阴风。”
“鱼篮 网通天一尾红 紫金葫芦二道童。”
“九尾老狐敢压龙。”
叶修转过来拿他红笔,“九九八十一吗?”
“是啊。”
“叶修!第五题你来回答一下!”冬哥大概是看不下去了。
“我靠选啥?”“选D。”张佳乐小声说。
“选D。”叶修重复。“很好,为什么呢?”
叶修看向张佳乐,张佳乐给他做出了一个摊手的姿势。
那意思是:老子答题用语感,不会语法。
叶修挑眉:张佳乐你大爷!
“啊……这个……就是它主谓宾都全,所以就选这个了。”
“嗯对,上课注意听讲啊!”
张佳乐憋笑。“张佳乐!你答一下第六题。”
“A。”“为什么啊。”
然后张佳乐彻底懵逼。完犊子了我不会语法啊。
“叶修叶修,怎么弄啊。”
“你等会等会等会!”叶修看了看题,“那个主谓宾有不全的,然后词组。”
“主谓宾不全,再加上有这个词组的问题。”
“对了坐下!”
叶修看了看他的卷子,白卷。“你刚才现看的?”
“对啊我刚才写歌词呢。”
但这笔记记得还挺清楚啊。
我靠英文大佬。大佬。
后来英语课,叶修找到了一个依靠,他后桌张佳乐。
下午外教课。“today we will have a debate about the equal of animals.”
“debate什么意思啊。”
“辩论。”
依照张佳乐的选择,他们都选择了反方观点就是动物不和人平等。
“老大,怎么弄啊。”黄少天问张佳乐。“等着吧
“张新杰!”张佳乐喊了他一下,“你先来,然后我补充。”
正方陈嘉囡郭思芮坐镇,反方张佳乐张新杰坐镇。
“In my opinion,I think animals should be treated equally.First,I think we can eat less meat, we can eat vegetables instead. Second, animals are our friends, can you treat your pets like this ?”
接下来张新杰发言。
“Ok,I think your idea is great,but it’s wrong. First,we should use some medicine,can you do experiments on people? No you can’t.Second,we want to protect ourselves, long long ago, animals are our own enemies because they will eat us. Third,,we can’t make a balance.”
然后正方张艺晗起来发言。
“I think your point is not good, our pets love us,and they will follow us,so why don’t us treat them equal?second....
然后她卡在那里了。“卧槽还带外交教的啊!”叶修说。
“Will you treat your pet unequal?”
反方按规定,张佳乐发言。
“Ok,everyone,let us think what they told to us,they told us that we can eat less meat.
That’s a big mistake.why? Although vegetables give us our necessary nutrition,we need meat to give us energy.Second, the question of pet and our topic is two different question,so I think our rivals can think more about your topic. Now, our life become more and more better, we create weapons to fight,if we treat them equal, who protect us? Who can promise our safety ! And now,we have farm to protect animals, we have the method to do that.So I think your opinion is an overstatement .”
大佬,大佬,大佬!
张佳乐赢得满堂彩。叶修看着他,“你可以啊!”
黄少天过来,“你开挂了吧?”“我只想逼出陈嘉囡。”
张佳乐看了看对面,陈嘉囡没起来。
最后,老师判定反方胜利。
反方三位大将直接碾压正方。
张新杰张佳乐二打十八一时传为佳话。

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